Before you go further:

• This site is largely dedicated to transformative media/fanfic fandom and shipping culture.
  My site largely consists of slash in particular.
  Pages on this site may contain mature themes and include discussions of adult content.
  If you’re not interested in seeing those things, this site is useless to you, and you should instead click here.
  [T/N:This site contains Yaoi. Don’t like, don’t read!!!1!]
• It’s not very important to me to make this site especially impressive or pretty to look at.
  It's also not important to me to have efficient, neat code.
  I care about it being legible and knowing that I made it.
  If I wanted it to be pretty, I’d use a site template.
  [T/N: FLAME MY GRAFIX & DAI >.> *revs up bl00dy chainsaw*]
• This site was made with a Firefox desktop browser in mind.
  It may not display properly on other platforms or browsers, and especially on mobile.
  [T/N: Firefox rox my sox~ ^_^ Chrome is teh mediocreness. >_<;;]
• This site does not meet ideal levels of web accessibility in any way.
  This site may contain:
  Flashing imagery, potentially sudden or loud sounds, eye-strain-inducing graphics, poor AT functionality, etc.
  If any of that worries you, please don’t view this site.
  [No silly fansub joke for this bulletpoint.]

  ...Still interested? 
  Then you may ~:|:ENTER:|:~